zeuspiss:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

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last exams of the year today can suck a dick

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

this is actually going to be my sister and i when we get older it’s not even funny

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

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youngli0ns:

Muslims should not have to justify themselves every time something like this happens. The sickening acts committed by 2 people do not represent a religion followed by millions. You’d think in this day and age people would have the brains to realise that.

 

infauna:

please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker

(Source: britishteapower)

“There he lay, a vast red-golden dragon, fast asleep; thrumming came from his jaws and nostrils, and wisps of smoke, but his fires were low in slumber.”

(Source: disturberofpeace)

i probably should have studied for my exam tomorrow

how did i only just find loon lake
what

this was in my nightmare last night

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chrisso:

pettankoprincess:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

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Riding an ostrich like a fucking Chocobo.

i think ive figured out what to do with my future children

(Source: mrchristomson)